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BREAKING NEWS

Roaring Penguin Goes Live: 'I Am Not A Financial Advisor, I Am A Flightless Bird'

Sources confirm penguin has been holding $HONK since egg stage

ROARING PENGUIN

Chief HONK Officer

MARKET UPDATE

$HONK up 420.69% - Experts baffled, penguins unfazedIce shelf investors FOMO into $HONK positionPenguin analysts predict moon landing by end of iceberg seasonBreaking: Short sellers slipping on ice, penguins laughing$HONK up 420.69% - Experts baffled, penguins unfazedIce shelf investors FOMO into $HONK positionPenguin analysts predict moon landing by end of iceberg seasonBreaking: Short sellers slipping on ice, penguins laughing

BREAKING

BREAKING: Penguin spotted diamond-flippering $HONK since hatchingURGENT: Hedge funds reportedly terrified of flightless birdsDEVELOPING: Antarctica declares $HONK official currencyALERT: Roaring Penguin refuses to sell, citing 'cold flippers'LIVE: Fish market collapses as penguins pivot to cryptoUPDATE: 'We just like the stock' says penguin who cannot read chartsFLASH: Penguin army assembles, prepares for legendary waddleEXCLUSIVE: Roaring Penguin's portfolio: 100% $HONK, 0% regretsBREAKING: Penguin spotted diamond-flippering $HONK since hatchingURGENT: Hedge funds reportedly terrified of flightless birdsDEVELOPING: Antarctica declares $HONK official currencyALERT: Roaring Penguin refuses to sell, citing 'cold flippers'LIVE: Fish market collapses as penguins pivot to cryptoUPDATE: 'We just like the stock' says penguin who cannot read chartsFLASH: Penguin army assembles, prepares for legendary waddleEXCLUSIVE: Roaring Penguin's portfolio: 100% $HONK, 0% regrets

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$HONKWADDLE TO THE MOON

$HONK - Not Financial Advice - Just a penguin with lasers

How I Plan To REKT Every Hedge Fund

Listen up, Wall Street.

You thought you could short the penguins?

I am Roaring Penguin.

I do not have opposable thumbs.

I do not have a Bloomberg terminal.

I cannot even fly.

But I have something you do not have...

DIAMOND FLIPPERS.

You hedge fund managers in your fancy suits?

I wear a tuxedo EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

You think you can scare me with your FUD?

I live on LITERAL ICE.

My portfolio strategy is simple:

Buy $HONK. Hold $HONK. HONK.

Your algorithms cannot predict this.

Your analysts cannot understand this.

Because this is not about the money.

It is about sending a message.

And that message is...

HONK HONK HONK.

We are not selling.

We are not leaving.

We are WADDLING TO THE MOON.

This is financial revolution.

Led by a flightless bird.

And there is nothing you can do about it.

See you on the moon, paper hands.

NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. I AM A PENGUIN. PENGUINS CANNOT GIVE FINANCIAL ADVICE.

BUT IF THEY COULD, THEY WOULD SAY: $HONK

Quack quack quack

HONK HONK HONK

Times honked:000000

Ducks quack. Geese honk. But only one bird has the audacity to wear a chain and sunglasses while doing it.

The future is simple:

$HONKto the moon

Not financial advice. Just a penguin with a dream and zero regard for traditional waterfowl vocalizations.

HONK

Game Over for the quackers

THE REVOLUTION IS HERE

WE AREHONKERS

One penguin started honking.
Now millions will follow.

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